Just had a talk with my better half who asked me what was so funny that had me laughing uproariously and she ordered me to apologize to you immediately.
Kindlyspeaker, you've caught me in a good mood and made my night. Therefore, I apologize and, if amenable to the suggestion, made here publicly, that I am prepared to make up for your loss, one mangled "road kill" as one member put it, and offer you one of my many unremarkable 1972 Kennedy halves and/or an "Ike" one of 110 I had gotten from a local bank on New York City's upper East Side, all curiously bicentennial issues I theorize were squirreled away years ago by a speculator who finally gave up his "investment."
If you tap on my user name, my profile will materialize (the 3 Warnings are difficult to overlook) and somewhere you will find an envelope tab with which, should you accept my offer, email me a name and address to which I can send you these items free of charge.