So you wannabe a coin doctor?

[Pushkin-migration]

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Chap 1) Keep telling yourself "It ain't doctoring, it's helping the supply meet the demand", or "Everyone else is doing it, why not me?".

 

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Chap 6) How posting thousands of threads on TPG boards can change your image from coin doctor to respected, highly knowledgeable numismatist. Doc Coin says "if you post a lot you must be legit".

 

Chap 7) How to avoid getting caught by those snitches and rats that compare auction photos with your eBay and dealer sales – using PhotoShop to add and subtract a few marks here and there.

 

Chap 8) Making yourself appear legit while you peddle your stuff on coin forums by “showing off” pretty coins rather than using BST.

 

Chap 9) Adding luster – secrets of the AU to MS upgrade.

 

Chap 10) AT gone wrong and how to recoup your abortion by stripping copper down with acetic acid and creating a high grade Big Blue. Includes a special musical section "I Got Them Sleepy Hollow Blues".

 

Chap 11) Dealing with public relations problems. “666 New Excuses for Market Acceptable”.

 

Chap 12) Maintaining the correct mental attitude; don't let that pesky conscience spoil your fun.

 

Chap 13) Caymen Islands bank directory.

 

 

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[MunkyMan95]

So you wannabe a coin doctor?

 

Nope.

[Excaliber]

[zrlevin]

That looks kind photoshopped, Ex.

[Excaliber]

That looks kind photoshopped, Ex.

 

 

Makes more sense than this thread though, huh?

[EZ_E]

What a great satyrical post!

[goose3]

Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TJ'S Coins]

Pushkin has a best seller in the making.

 

Does he have to pay taxes on his shipping charges that exceed actual cost?

[Bruceswar]

As funny as this is... So many people would love it.

[MikeInFL]

[MAULEMALL]

With posts like this I can see why you are so beloved across the street..

 

 

 

Yessir a real kneeslapper there

[James_OldeTowne]

Hmm, if you pull a handful of words out of your post, it would apply to sleazy coin dealers in general!

 

James

[ldhair]

Great thread.

[IGWT]

-- "Hmm, if you pull a handful of words out of your post, it would apply to sleazy coin dealers in general!" --

 

Are you implying that the OP, as written, applies to a specific sleazy coin dealer?

[ElectricEye-migration]

Great post, SouthernBelle.

[michael]

even better read all the responses on this thread

 

 

 

 

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