Lowbrow quarter, not interesting to all 1 1

[Ray Tatum]

This bad boy came out of a gritty, speckled concretion, hardened to the Reese hitch of a septic sucker. I probably sound rhetoricky, but I wonder why that I would put my hands in dried stool to retrieve thirty cents?

—[George] Gobel, with an uncomfortable look on his face, peered into the camera and said, “Do you ever feel like the world is a tuxedo, and you are a pair of brown shoes?”—

A serious reply is imbecilic; guide impulses to a sewer coin photo post.

 

Edited November 18, 2022 by Ray Tatum
I can’t spell cra-, but stool works.

[Just Bob]

Do you talk this way in real life, or is this "forum speak?"

[Ray Tatum]

Yeah, Nob.