My hamster is starving! HELP!!!

[James_OldeTowne]

With the $1.38 profit I made from last week's eBay auctions, I was able to buy my dog a hamburger at McDonalds. Now, my hamster is hungry! Please bid on my auctions before the hamster starts gnawing on the dog! more eBay auctions, including a handful of nice, early Walkers

 

James

[cpm9ball]

When I read your earlier post, I thought it might be a good idea to rent your dog to stud. That way he could cover his own room & board. But, I've got a better idea. Why don't you mate the dog and hamster. Do you know how much a hamog is going for on EBay?

 

Chris

[James_OldeTowne]

Chris, how do you know the offspring wouldn't be a "dogster"?

 

James

[James_OldeTowne]

Here's one for you:

 

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

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Right where you left him!

 

James

[cpm9ball]

Sorry, James! I just couldn't resist.

 

Yeah, my dog is still back in Maryland. I think Hamog sounds more intriguing. Dogster sounds like someone running the Iditarod.

 

All joking aside, I checked your items on EBay. Unfortunately, my interests are in modern proofs and commemoratives, states quarters, SAE's and the like. I'll check back from time to time if I expand my interests.

 

Thanks,

 

Chris

[HaydenTubbs]

[chinook]

my aunt had a hampster named D-O-G.

[Merc]

My cat would like to eat... oops, I meant meet your hamster. Then your would be free from the starving hamster problem.

[James_OldeTowne]

[HaydenTubbs]

My cat would like to eat... oops, I meant meet your hamster. Then your would be free from the starving hamster problem.

Or a more simple and practical idea,would be to feed the hamster to the dog then you would be rid of both problems

[Oldtrader3]

James: I PM'ed you regarding (2) of the coins that you have for sale.

OT3

[James_OldeTowne]

Hi Charlie! PM sent, and THANKS.

 

The hamster will be in hog (dog?) heaven!

 

James