The general store(joke)

[grip]

A love story that brings a tear to your eye.

 

 

 

 

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter

and da lake had froze over.

 

Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral

store to get him some coins. She asked him for some money but he

told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

 

So Arlene valked across, got the coins at da yeneral store, den walked

back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his coins,

she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da

store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

 

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money

ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”

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[PennyGuy]

Ya dats a goot von Max

[johnny9434]

dats a goot one grip. dats a real vinner.

[RWB]

So Max is riding side-saddle now ?

[AstroTrain]

All I could think of the whole time was William H Macy and Frances McDormand in Fargo (great movie BTW if you haven't seen it). Funny joke too!