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Test for cash

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jesbroken

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My sister-in-law sent me this and the more I think about it after laughing, the more I think it would be a good idea.

 

 

THE JOB - URINE TEST

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)

 

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I

pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In

order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test

with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the

distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

 

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I

have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no

problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other

hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their , doing

drugs, while I work. . Can you imagine how much money the states would

save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

 

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all

will pass it along, though . . . Something has to change in this country

-- and soon!!!!!!!

 

I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'. Just a

thought

 

What do you think?

Jim

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ant

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lots of states are enforceing a new thing where if you get busted with any form of drug not proscribed, you will lose all state funding of all kinds. like student loans,SS, food stamps. some can even lose there housing contract.

 

sorry bout the spelling :P

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WoodenJefferson

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Problem...

 

A. Their substance, what ever form it might be, gets cut because of a failed test. :mad:

 

B. While your at work gloating :D the failee is now at your house robbing you of your hard earned objects. :mad:

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cpm9ball

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My sister-in-law sent me this and the more I think about it after laughing, the more I think it would be a good idea.

 

 

THE JOB - URINE TEST

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)

 

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I

pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In

order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test

with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the

distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

 

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I

have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no

problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other

hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their , doing

drugs, while I work. . Can you imagine how much money the states would

save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

 

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all

will pass it along, though . . . Something has to change in this country

-- and soon!!!!!!!

 

I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'. Just a

thought

 

What do you think?

Jim

 

I think it is an excellent idea, but I doubt that the people in charge would have your sense of humor. They would probably just call the program "Alice's Urine".....................er..........I mean......... "Urinalysis".

 

Chris

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just-john

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I like the idea =Inadequate Drug Enforcement Administration. But the trouble is if these people don't get their state or Fed checks you could find that they start visiting your home while your at work.Figure they get the money one way or another speaking as someone who's home has been broken into 3 times with losses over 35 grand

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physics-fan3.14

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I like the idea =Inadequate Drug Enforcement Administration. But the trouble is if these people don't get their state or Fed checks you could find that they start visiting your home while your at work.Figure they get the money one way or another speaking as someone who's home has been broken into 3 times with losses over 35 grand

 

Its really sad that as a society we have to pay the druggies to not rob us. Isn't this what happens in the inner cities and with gangs and such? This is not what America is about!

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michael

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you aint seen nothing yet kiddo

 

america is going the way of the south american countries and also russia

 

where the divide between rich and poor is great with basically no middle class

 

as with no middle class you got no democracy

 

the usa is heading this way; unfortunately

 

there will be more anarchy with again the grwoing devide between rich and poor as you as a poorperson will basically have no rightsx with the government and organized crime/gangs etc. rule the roost

 

just take a look what is happening with the govenrment and congress passing any law they want for a bail out of the rich/wall street/financial companies that basically provide no goods or services or manufacturing to the economy just puch numbers around and these numbers and their greed has caused a limited de facto great depression in this country and things will get mucho worse befroe they get better and with better times will come more socialism and a new system with basically two types of citizens rich and poor

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