I BROKE INTO THE ELITE COLLECTORS!

I WAS ABLE TO GET BELOW THE 1000th SPOT IN THE RANKINGS TODAY. I AM SITTING IN THE LOW 980's. I AM SHOOTING FOR THE 700 MARK BY THE END OF 2009. WISH ME LUCK, LUCK AS IN HITTING THE LOTTERY. MY KIDS EAT UP MOST OF MY INCOME, NEXT TO THE EXPENSIVE WIFE I HAVE. GOD, I HOPE I NEVER GET DIVORCED, SHE IS GONNA TAKE ME TO THE CLEANERS. HER MOM ALWAYS TOLD HER TO GET MARRIED SO SHE COULD GET ALIMONY. UH-OH SHE CAUGHT ME WRITING THIS, NOW I'M IN TROUBLE, PRAY FOR ME!!