You Just Won a Cazillion Bucks!

[EZ_E]

You Just Won a Cazillion Bucks!

 

 

Computers should come with warning labels. People who are too stupid to keep from sharing critical information about their financial assets should not be allowed to own them. Here are a handful of real cybervictims and their stories. Let their bad experiences help you avoid the identity thieves and the confidence men.

 

Jill Parker and her husband decided to convert their upstairs into an apartment. They ran an ad on one of the Internet classified websites and received an answer from a man in Nigeria who said he worked for a corporation in England. The man said he was being transferred to Chicago. The first and last month's rent was $3,000.00. The scammer told Parker he had just received a $25,000 expense reimbursement check from his company and asked if he could send it. He said when the check cleared, they could send him a wire transfer for $22,000 and use $3,000 of the money for the first and last month rent. The Parkers agreed.

 

Their bank honored the check because Jill Parker's husband had his company account there, and usually carried a balance sufficient to cover the check. The Parkers wire-transferred $22,000 their new "tenant" who was planning, he said, to use the money to ship his belongings from Nigeria to Chicago. A few days before Christmas the Nigerian check bounced and the bank took deducted $25,000.00 from the Parker account. The Parkers were scammed out of $22,000 a few days before Christmas that year. Happy holidays.

 

Rebecca Woodworth's sister, Patrica Sowens, received an email stating she had won a European Lottery. Before Sowens killed herself, she drained her checking and savings accounts to pay the fees and taxes. Woodworth said Sowens sent the scam artists over $400 thousand in anticipation of receiving a multimillion dollar prize. Two days before her suicide, Sowens apparently learned she had been scammed. In her suicide note, Sowens, a writer-artist and a Tulane graduate, left a note to her sister, saying good-bye. In the note, she said "...I fell for a 419 lottery investment scam. All of the second guessing ignores the horror of my actual state of mind, the fear and panic, dullness and confusion. I can't ignore the shame and guilt. This is not going well..."

 

Julia Melton felt like the dummy of the year whem she got ripped off. In her case, she received a letter in the mail telling her she had won a Canadian Sweepstakes for $165 thousand. The "sweepstakes official" told Melton she would receive a check to cover all of the fees that needed to be paid by the recipient before the lottery officials would release the $165 thousand prize to her.

 

When she received the check, the sweepstakes officials were on the phone with her the same day, informing her that the $3,000 she owed in fees had to be mailed to the sweepstakes officials within 48-hours for them to release her prize money. Melton said she realizes now that the reason the "official" was so insistent is because he knew that within a matter of a few days at the most, the check he sent to cover the wire transfer would bounce, and if she had not wire-transferred the money before that happened, he would never get it.

 

Susan Jones thought she found true love on the Internet. Her true love, she thought, (from the photos he sent) was a good looking guy named Kenneth Cole who claimed he was building a shopping mall in Nigeria. When he found her, he sent her 12 dozen red roses. A short time later he sent her an Easter basket with a note professing his undying love Heartwarming. He was genuinely warm and sweet, she thought. Then one day she received a packet of money orders he wanted her to deposit in her account.

 

After she got the money orders she then received, over the Internet, a list of "the suppliers" Cole wanted US checks sent to. (The money orders came from a company called Allen Constructions. Jones was very surprised to get the bundle of money orders and wondered why he didn't have an accountant in Nigeria write checks to his suppliers. She deposited the money orders and wrote the checks. When the money orders started to bounce, Jones went to her bank where she learned the money orders were all counterfeit

 

Linda Kelly, who has her own business—an offshore website auction business—had a customer in an African nation who wanted to buy a $100 table from her website and have her ship it to him. She suggested that it would cost more to ship the table than it was worth. He agreed to pay whatever costs were needed to ship the table. She used PayPal, she said. He needed to go online and buy the table. He told her that he didn't trust PayPal and that he had a cashier's check in the amount of $3,500.00 that he would send instead. She could cash it, take whatever money was required to pay for the table—and money to cover her time—and wire-transfer the balance of the money to him.

 

Accustomed to sending and receiving certified checks, Kelly didn't see a problem. She would take the check to her bank, cash it, ship the table and send her customer his "change." She told him to send the check. When she received it, she took it to her local bank. They said since it was drawn on a foreign bank, the check would have to go through the clearing houses. They told her she would have to deposit the check and, by morning, she could access the funds. Kelly deposited the check, and proceeded to forget about it for four days. On the fourth day she received an angry email from the "customer," who asked why she hadn't sent him his money. Rattled, she dashed to the company she used to make wire transfers, and sent him his funds. Then she headed to her bank, a little farther down the road, and attempted to access funds from her account through her debit card.

 

Kelly was shocked to discover that she could not access her money with her debit card. The bank told her that there was a "problem" with the certified check she had deposited in her account. It was not going to clear the bank. Kelly realized immediately that she had been scammed. She dashed back to the company where she did the wire transfer only to learn that just about a minute before she walked back into the building, her wire transfer went through. Linda Kelly was out about $3,200.00.

 

Shannon Callahan was having a hard time financially because her mother was suffering from a terminal illness, and she was told, her mother would die within six months. Because her mother required 24-hour care, Callahan took a leave of absence to care for her mother. A month or so before her mother died, Callahan received an email from someone overseas who told Callahan she was an artist who sold her paintings to clients in the United States. The clients, she said, paid her with money orders which she had trouble cashing them because they were American money orders. She told Callahan she needed to be paid by wire transfer. Why it never dawned on Callahan to inquire why it was she wasn't asking her US customers to send wire transfers instead of mailing money orders can probably be blamed on her mother's terminal condition—and Callahan's panic mode need to bring some income into the household. Had she thought about it, Callahan should have seen the con. She didn't because the woman offered to pay her an override to cash her checks and wire transfer the funds to her.

 

Tragically, her mother died at about the same time the money orders started bouncing. Her mother was gone, and so was her life. Her sister—who also suffered the loss of her mother—had to bail Callahan out of trouble. It is unclear how much money Callahan lost since the total loss had to be calculated not only on the amount she wire-transferred to the scam artist, but the amount of "commission" she had written checks against—and the check charges from her bank and those local businesses where Callahan purchased those things she needed for her home.

 

As I said earlier, there are as many scams as there are con artists using them to trick US consumers—who are viewed by con artists in the third world as the most gullible people—into parting with their hard-earned money. Most of those who are scammed stopped believing in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy decades ago. But, almost weekly, they read in the newspaper or see on TV that someone just won anywhere from $15 to $350 million in the Power Ball Lottery or Super Lotto. So, why not them?

 

Many of the scams come from foreign countries. The con men pretend to be businesspeople or government officials—or recently deposed officials trying to get their ill-gotten gains out of the country. The crux of every scam, regardless of the suit of clothes the scam wears is to get you to cash a check or money order and wire transfer those funds back to them. The reasons they can't cash the checks are as varied as the schemes themselves. One variable remains constant in every scenario—if you cash their check and wire transfer them money, you are going to lose whatever you send.

[WoodenJefferson]

It happened here on Craig's List.

 

Somebody took a picture of a home that was just built out here on Padre Island, the new owners had not yet moved in, but the ad stated due to the economy, it was for rent for this ridiculously low price. The only hitch was you had to pay first and last month rent, plus a security deposit before you could move in.

 

Well one person who was scammed with this ad finally stepped forward and admitted they sent money to a PO drop box and that was the last time they saw their hard earned cash.

 

The DA said there were probably more people bulked out of money, but they were to ashamed to step forward and admit to being had.

 

Like coins, if it's to good to be true, it probably is.

[EZ_E]

You must be careful of Craig's List!! I was once duped, conned and forced into a sexual relationship with a gorgeous 21 year old Asian model due to an add there. It was terrible and I'm still undergoing therapy! Just beware because it could happen to you next! I filed a police report and everything but they would not take me seriously.

 

Damn! It's rough being so good looking. Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of being so handsome!

[rrantique]

You must be careful of Craig's List!! I was once duped, conned and forced into a sexual relationship with a gorgeous 21 year old Asian model due to an add there. It was terrible and I'm still undergoing therapy! Just beware because it could happen to you next! I filed a police report and everything but they would not take me seriously.

 

Damn! It's rough being so good looking. Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of being so handsome!

 

I am sure these coin experts couldn't agree more

[EZ_E]

Those are some fine looking Arkansas boys. Know them well. Not the brightest but they are both hard workers. Cut firewood for a living. Their pa would whoop them with a belt up until he passed a couple of years ago. Kept 'em in line. Yes sir, some fine boys.

[Mark T]

Just goes to prove how gullible people can be. As much as I despise scammers, the people who fall for these type of scams are large part of the problem.

[DC Dawg]

Just goes to prove how gullible people can be. As much as I despise scammers, the people who fall for these type of scams are large part of the problem.

You can fool some of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool enough people without a computer and the Internet in due time!

 

 

[PerryHall]

You must be careful of Craig's List!! I was once duped, conned and forced into a sexual relationship with a gorgeous 21 year old Asian model...........

 

Did you at least get his name?

[EZ_E]

You must be careful of Craig's List!! I was once duped, conned and forced into a sexual relationship with a gorgeous 21 year old Asian model...........

 

Did you at least get his name?

 

Ouch! That was cold!

[rons]

You must be careful of Craig's List!! I was once duped, conned and forced into a sexual relationship with a gorgeous 21 year old Asian model...........

 

Did you at least get his name?

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[physics-fan3.14]

One of those emails that goes around:

 

HELLO OPERATOR

 

 

Actual call center conversations!

 

Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through;

can you help?'

 

Operator: ; 'Where did you get that number, sir?'

Customer: 'It's on the door of the business.'

Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that the business is open.'

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Samsung Electronics

Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'

Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'

Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I

need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and

telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the

number for Jack?'

Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'

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Directory Enquiries

Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'

Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?'

Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.'

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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a

worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.'

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Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'

Customer: 'OK.'

Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'

Customer: 'No.'

Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'

Customer: 'No.'

Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this

point?'

Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'

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Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my

system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?'

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This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been

promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed

from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee

was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'

 

Actual dial ogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.

(Now I know why they record these conversations!):

 

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'

Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'

Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'

Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words

went away.'

Operator: 'Went away?'

Caller: 'They disappeared'

Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'

Caller: 'Nothing.'

Operator: 'Nothing??'

Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'

Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'

Caller: 'How do I tell?'

Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'

Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'

Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'

Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I

type.'

Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'

Caller: 'What's a monitor?'

Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.

Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'

Caller: 'I don't know.'

Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where

the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'

Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'

Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's

plugged into the wall.

Caller: 'Yes, it is.'

Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that

there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just

one? '

Caller: 'No.'

Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and

find the other cable.'

Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'

Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into

&nbs p; the back of your computer.'

Caller: 'I can't reach.'

Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'

Caller: 'No.'

Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean

way over?'

Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's

because it's dark.'

Operator: 'Dark?'

Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is

coming in from the window.'

Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'

Caller: 'I can't.'

Operator: 'No? Why not?'

Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'

Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it

licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and

packing stuff that your computer came in?'

Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'

Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it

up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to

the store you bought it from.'

Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'

Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'

Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'

Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'