Ebay, Curse You! (just kidding....I think)

Can't get enough of searching for those "great buys". Hours and hours without noticing the time, page after page rolling away like waves leave with the tide, scrolling up and down, a roller coaster ride with my mouse, I clearly focus in on an interesting coin, then tumble, jump, and spring to another like an acrobatic coin collector on a trampoline while juggling two or three ads simultaneously. (All right, maybe that's going too far!) This coin collecting thing on Ebay is fun! Sometimes I even find a special something (like my wife) (ok, she's watching me write this) and add a nice shiny coin to the collection. Thank God I have unlimited funds (?) for this new passion. (think I'd better get back to golf, it's cheaper, and the excersise is spread out over my whole body, not just my fingers while typing on this keyboard.) Well, that's enough from me now...(back to Ebay)....see ya and I hope I outbid ya!