Article from the Journal of Metallurgical sciences..

A recent article in a reknowned Scientific Journal reports that researchers have uncovered a complex stoichiometric formula that can transform higher grade bauxite metals into 24 carat gold. The process which involves an intricate operation enables bauxite to shed up to 3 valence electrons thus changing the polarity of the bauxite. The result is a change in the density of the mass of the metal, giving it the same electrical compatability as gold-but still without the "golden" color...essentially white gold.

The US government has not yet determined what they will do about the discovery-and no official report is expected until a study is done on what the effect on the world economy might be. As it stands, this may cause all of our gold holdings to become no more rare than common lead...