Ebay sales & item descriptions

[resslme-migration]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's been amazed at some of the ads on ebay that actually get bids.... such as, "We acquired a HUGE HOARD of bank rolled nickels, so we poured them all into a 5-gallon bucket, mixed 'em up real good so you'll get a good variety...."

 

So, this one night, the hubs and I were brainstorming on some titles to (hypothetically) sell to the same brainless victims who'd bid on that. Thought it might be fun to get some NGC member contributions of the same. K? Here's a sampling of the ill-minded marketing we came up with:

 

ALL KEY!!

RARELY COLLECTED!!!

NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN ANY COLLECTION!!

This is a ONE OF A KIND coin!! BUY NOW while supplies last!!!

Suspected CRACK-OUT coin!!!

 

You get the idea...... care to comment, or add your own?

[James_OldeTowne]

I've always wanted to do spoofs like this. How about:

 

"5000 steel cents, guaranteed unsearched!"

 

or

 

"1000 dateless buffalo nickels, guaranteed unsearched!"

 

 

James

[scroll]

You forgot the best one of all:

 

"I'm not a collector, but it looks pretty good to me. YOU be the judge."

 

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